Thursday, July 13, 2006

Xianru...I kana 4D also..."Bei Sai" hor!


Date: 12 July 2006
Time: 2028
Venue: Bishan MRT bustop
What happen: Checking 4D result using M1 Explorer services
Winning Number: 5515
(for you blur people out there...i am giving you a clearer picture on my winnings...I bought 5155 roll...so there are 4 permutation...5155/5515/5551/1555...so any of this number comes out...i win lor...)
Prize: "Bei Sai" direct translation horse shit...indirectly means consolation prize...reality means S$60 only...

After soooooo long...chasing after this number...buying it every week without fail...finally open! If count back I lose even more man...but what the heck! It is the thrill buying a "hope" every week...

Mortar!


Just a stone throw away from where I am typing this blog is where this WW2 mortar bomb was found and detonated...

Lucky I wasn't there or else I would make full use of what army have taught me to do when there is a mortar strike...shout at the top of your voice "MORTAR!" and then take cover...

It seems that there are still some british bombs still lying around our heartlands...better be careful! What will be next on the list? Nuclear warhead?

Monday, July 03, 2006

National Libray! Damn nice lor...

First time visiting the National Library at Bras Basah...

so swa koo leh me...never been there before mah...so a bit blur...

the place is so nice and cosy...but i think the best part is the toilet...soooo clean...2 thumbs up for the cleaner!

i cannot tahan already(just happen got stomachache) i must take a dump and see how was it...
only one feeling to describe...
SHIOK!

i think i will visit the National Library more often...

ooooiiii! ooooiiii! please don't be mistaken...i mean go there and study...not go there to take a dump hor...

i whipped out my Nokia 6280 and manage to take some pictures before i leave the place...



View from the 8th storey

Obviously the next picture was taken when i am taking my dump...in case you can't tell...there are some tell tale signs to spot...can u see the agony on my face?The agony of pushing the "thing" out...cannot right? good acting!

F**king hell! Go back to your country!

Imagine someone says " We N_ _ _ _ _ _ n (in order to cover up the nationality of this f**ker...i just have to do this...if not world war 3 will happen...it is for you to guess where is he from...those who know this story would know who i am talking about) like to do last minute work..."

How would u feel? You are doing a group project with him and he say this...

Not only that...

Without consulting you...he adds another guy's name in a group report...please take note this another guy never even lay a hand to help...
"Wait wait! Don't submit! I need to put another person's name in..."

How would you feel?

You want to know how i feel?

...


PLEASE DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME AND OTHER PEOPLES' TIME BY STUDYING HERE IN SINGAPORE! NOT ONLY THAT...YOU ARE POLLUTING THE ENVIRONMENT AROUND US! GO BACK TO YOUR F**KING COUNTRY!

To Roopa...if i am you...i will expose him and make sure he fail or kick out of school! F**king bastard!

To Royston...pity you man...i think you better prepare for the worst and do the project yourself...don't wait for this f**ker to do the work...don't forget...he like to do last minute work...